What an Earth, Mr Presley again!

 

Mr Presley and his Girlfriend are on the road to Kajana City Theatre.

-  Well well, oh my, how can you...is it true that we really have a member of the Presley family here? Who are you actually?
- I am Elvis Presley.- I see!

- What you just said isn’t quite easy to believe, but surely you must have something to do with Elvis or is it a secret?
- Considering and taking into account some obvious facts everybody is free to believe whatever she wants.
- But is this some kind of a big family secret?
- About what? Look now, as for me, I know nothing of any secrets.
- Did your mother ever go to the Americas, to the States, or did Elvis meet your family somewhere?
- Look, Miss...Elvis visited Finland once, but this just has never ever been told to the big public before.
- Oh, is that so! What would this present girlfriend of yours say to that, do you have an opinion?
- Definitely, I'm quite sure he is one of the Presley family and having been watching and following his acts for quite a long time I'd say he must be a very near relative of Elvisl
- And the two of you, you have kids?
- Yes, we do.
- And are they musically talented, do they play any instruments or do they sing?
- Oh sure, yes indeed! They play the quitar.- ..and saxophone..- Oh, sax too!- Yes, the nephew of Elvis quite recently even performed and sang in his own wedding party.
- And now you tell me you are willing to reveal this long kept secret to all Finnish people.
- What secret are you talking about, should there be one?
- Com’on Mister, Your lady just said it…
- Yes, I want to split it out and tell it to the whole world because, you see, this is an issue of very very big money.
- But now, you Mr alleged son of Mr Elvis Presley, shouldn't recognizing your roots be more important than money?
-  My roots hide very firmly in the riverbanks of the Finnìsh Kajanaland and Ostrobothnia.
- Thank you for your time.
-  But there quite obviously is at least a small scale family secret hiding here.-  Yes, in his family it is a very very strictly hidden affair.
But drawing conclusions from some minor hints makes me believethat this is the case.